An open letter to Red Devil, creators of One Time Lightweight Spackling Compound,
Dear Red Devil,
I am writing you today to tell you about my experience using your One Time Lightweight Spackling Compound. I’m a little embarrassed to admit but in the past I have used white toothpaste to fill nail and screw holes in my walls. Especially when I was a renter. Now I’m a homeowner.
The other day, I was suddenly in the need to fill some holes. I found myself at the local Ace Hardware store gathering supplies to accomplish my task. I decided that the time had come for me to act as an adult and use a professional spackling compound to help retain the value of my home, and because the days of using inferior products should be regulated to a fond memory of my youth.
After using your One Time Lightweight Spackling Compound I’m proud to announce that I shall be returning to white toothpaste for all of my future spackling needs.